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Wednesday, March 16. 2016
A Father's Treasury (Best Quotes from my Son)
At grace, Moses prays: "Thank you God for this delicious spaghetti... but no thank you for the tomatoes!"
As I go into our bedroom, I say to myself, "I'm so tired! I just want to sleep." Moses runs and jumps on the bed. "You've come to the right place!" he says.
In the mall, walking with him, I stopped to buy myself a coffee, but I didn't buy a drink for him. After awhile, Moses says, "ONE person has a drink..."
At night, he was scared of monsters. I told him there weren't any. "They are just in stories, right?" he said. "But Daddy... what if WE are in a story?"
"Do you want to play something?" he asks, "We can play toys, which is good for me."
Dropping him off at Sunday School he took one look at all the kids and toys, then turned around and said to me, "Ok Daddy: see you, bye bye" while pushing me out the door!
He was playing with some kids when he was two years old, and I reminded him: "No biting!" "Ok, Daddy," he said, "No eat kids!"
cute mispronunciations: "yestooday" (yesterday) "It's just an excellent" (accident)
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